Well seeing as I'm on a full disclosure roll ,feast your eyes on this! Have you ever seen anyone more uncomfortable about wearing a dress? You don't need to be a body language expert to pick up on the furrowed brow, the clenched fists and rigid shoulders. Looking at my sad face I kind of want to give myself a hug and say don't worry you don't really have to go to the ball, just stay at home poppet. This is the dress I didn't wear (a size 16 but v tight!). I never got a photo of me in the black dress but it would be slightly less revolting, so this one shall be my 'before' photo. I look forward to posting a photo when this dress is too big. Oooh get me being all positive! I also take comfort in the fact that I have narrow ankles so in theory there is a thin woman inside there somewhere trying to escape from her tomb of cheese.